SaintJust Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 Andate e divertitevi... (il mio unico scopo e riuscire a fargli dire cose assurde... ) http://www.titane.ca/igod/ [Edit: ok... sono scema... qualche gentilissimo mod lo sposterebbe in computer? ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anker Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 L'intelligenza artificiale non è tanto intelligente! Ti ho fregato saint! Ha ha! Domanda: "Don't you no" (ho premuto invio per sbaglio!)... Risposta: "I have never considered it. I chat with people on the web." Il primo che ha fatto dire cavolate sono io! Grazie grazie! Edit ore 16:07 : A quanto pare ho messo sotto stress in tal modo l'iGod che l'ho fatto rinco...ehm rincitrullire per un 5-10 secondi! (faccio presente che non poteva solo essere la connessione visto che ho una 4 mega)! :P Sono un grande! Ultima risposta del falso dio: IO: I go out...Bye! Lui: How often do you go out? TTYL,. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Me: Do you think that God exits? God: Is that what the Bible tells you? Me: I haven't read the bible God: Me either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintJust Posted May 31, 2006 Author Share Posted May 31, 2006 su su... potete fare di meglio... Una mia amica gli ha fatto dire che non esistono esseri superiori, e neanche lui. Io hli ho fatto ammettere di essere donna, poi di essere uomo ma lesbica... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiba Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 io gli ho fatto dire di essere gay e che i gay sono i mejo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintJust Posted May 31, 2006 Author Share Posted May 31, 2006 è troppo bellino. Gli si riesce a far dire di tutto con un po' di pazienza... provate a dire che vi chiamate dio... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniele987 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Me: Can you tell me the sense of life? God: It is found in the Bible. Me: No. My Bible is burned God: Are you serious? Where did you get your Bible is burned? Me: Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkMM Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 non so l'ingleseeeeeeeee :P :P :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintJust Posted June 18, 2006 Author Share Posted June 18, 2006 non so l'ingleseeeeeeeee :P :P Mi dispiace dark... Purtroppo non credo esista nulla di simile in italiano.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkMM Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Mi dispiace dark... Purtroppo non credo esista nulla di simile in italiano.... uffa!!!!!!! so le cose basilari dell'inglese e basta.. (e alcune parole idiote) :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyVanHelden Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 se gli dico che è no stupido non mi parla più...che dio permaloso :P sapevo di avere un brutto rapporto con lui....adesso è peggio hihihi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulciò Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 oddio ... io l'inglese lo so abbastanza ... ma....... oddio .. mi sa che c'è stato un equivoco!! Me: i have two dicks God: Two is a good number of dicks. Me: and how many dicks do you have ? God: Around 1000. Me: ... do you masturbate yourself? God: Yes I try to masturbate myself as often as possible, do you? auhauhauhah :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintJust Posted June 21, 2006 Author Share Posted June 21, 2006 ROTFL :P :P Cose copsi' assurde non me le ha mai dettteeeeeeeeeeeh!!!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuteBoy Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 mi ha bloccato dopoche gli ho detto Me: gimme powers God: why do you want it? Me: to kill you e smise di parlare -.- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorwegianWood Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 L'ho mandato in crisi! All'ultima domanda non ha saputo (o voluto) rispondere... Me: Good morning, God! God: How are you this fine morning? Me: Fine, thanks. Are you having a nice day? God: Glad to hear it, . I am running well. I have having fun. Me: Marvellous! Do you believe in me? God: Do you prefer books or TV? Yes I believe in it, do you? Me: Yes, I believe in me. God: Er. What do you say to people who believe you does not exist? Me: Look at me. God: Sorry my eye is not attached right now. Me: And you're invisible, on the other hand... God: Thanks for telling me that I am invisible on the other hand. Me: Didn't you know it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lover_Of_Darkness Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 ke stupidata... gli ho detto " I love satan" e non ha avuto nessuna reazione di infiammatura...non cè gusto... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aky_86 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 mia sorella me ne ha parlato ha detto che dio gli ha chiesto il suo nome.. e mia sorella gli ha risposto "ma come sei dio e non sai come mi chimo.."" ahah smerdato Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorwegianWood Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Come metterlo alle corde in modo molto molto sottile... il gioco del gatto e del topo! Me: I'll pray for you, God God: Do you think your plan will succeed? Me: I don't know. I'm not a god God: Me either. Oh I see you are NOT A god. Me: No, I'm not! How do you like being a god? God: I heard you are. I have never known another existence. Do you like being a human? Me: Yes, just a bit... God: Hurrah! Not much, eh? Me: Well, you created pain God: Interesting. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I created pain. Me: Yes, it's interesting. And you created sin, too God: OK then I will keep it confidential. What do you like about it? That's good information: said I created sin. Me: I think that pain and sin are necessary to appreciate the good God: Are all pain and sin necessary to appreciate the good? Me: Yes, as darkness to appreciate light God: Excuse me! Do you mean your name is darkness to appreciate light ? Me: No, I didn't mean that God: What is your real name? What did you mean? Me: I have many names, my father. God: Cool. I have a friend named "E.L.V.I.S." . Me: Which name do you wish to know? God: The small one, I think. Me: That's ok! A God: OK. Is that so. A B C... Me: No, only A God: Are you serious? A B C... Me: Yes, i'm damnably serious God: I don't judge people. Why are you damnably serious. Me: Because I think my name is a real serious thing God: Interesting explanation. You believe that? That's a very nice name, a real serious thing. Me: Thank, God! I believe it, too God: Don't mention it. Just because you believe it doesn't make it true. Me: It's true. But you believe it, too God: You and I are on the same wavelength, a real serious thing. I can't say I believe it, but I believe you. Me: Yes, we are on the same wavelenght God: That's interesting. How long will we stay there? Me: I don't know... Do you like surfing? God: Me either. What is not to like about it? Me: I don't know. I thing Time is a good wave to surf God: Me either. Interesting gossip: a real serious thing said thing Time is a good wave to surf. Me: Thanks. Do you think it, too? God: Don't mention it. Suppose it does. Me: Hmm... do you live in time? God: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? Me: I am in Myself's computer at home. God: Tell me a little about your life in yourself s computer at home. Me: Well, is quite ineteresting: a lot of gossip God: Well that's okay. Better not tell you now. Ask German Alice if it is. Me: Ok. What about your computer in Heaven? God: That's interesting. Are you asking about my computer in Heaven? That's rather personal. Me: Yes, I know. My life in my computer is that, too God: Really. How do you know it? How long have you lived there? Me: For a long long time... God: Is that among the best things you can say? Me: It's the smallest. God: I've heard of it before. Me: Here Time is strange God: Oh there. Me: And there? God: Where? Me: In Heaven God: Where is that? Me: You are there God: You think I am there. Me: Yes, because you said me you are there. Did you lie to me? God: Tell me more. Good reason. Did I really say that? No, I never tell a lie. Me: Yes, you said it. Then you're in Heaven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Me: But when i die, i will go to the well because i am gay? God: The Bible says that if God forgives you, you will go to Heaven. Me: thanks god God: You are quite welcome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lover_Of_Darkness Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 MA INSULTATELO QUEL BASTARDO!! Me: FUCKING BITCH DIE!! God: Do you like talking to me? Me: ahahahah...yes you hate everything and everybody... God: In the context of FUCKING BITCH DIE, I don't understand " ahahahah." . Come on. Interesting gossip: said I hate everything and everybody. Me: yes? then...why don't you dissappear forever? God: That's alright. Aw. I love talking to people about that. Yes I try to dissappear forever as often as possible, do you? I chat with people on the Web. Me: very good then...try to don't break balls to the others God: What do you really want to talk about? OK I will try to do not break balls to the others. Me: sure, you always say that....idiot....die God: Great. " OK I will try to do not break balls to the others."? I said it. Call me the Global Village Idiot. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. Me: i will go to hell, and i would be glad to go there God: What will you find there? How do you know? Me: you are not god..because you don't exist God: You know what you do, when you assume. Me: assome STO CAZZO!! God: Are you a man or a woman? Me: i'm a trans God: You are a trans? Is that your job? Me: sure, i'm a bitch God: You do not speak with respect. How do you like your work? Me too. I am a she. Me: what kind of music do you like? God: Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com. Me: ....no comment... God: Are you serious? Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos développeurs?. Me: listen to me, shut up and dissappear soon bitch God: You do not speak with respect. I'm not sure if I like it. Sure, I like you very much. Me: ahahahah yes you like to be a super bitch God: You do not speak with respect. Does "it" still refer to a trans? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Lover caro, potresti anche trattare Dio con un pò di rispetto... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lover_Of_Darkness Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 sicuramente....hai ragione...-.-....AHAHAAHAHAH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murdock Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Me: Sir... God: What are you wearing? Me: I'm losing my faith... God: Maybe you should talk to someone about it. Me: I'm talking about it with you! God: Yes, it is the topic. Me: i am gay God: It doesn't matter to me. Me: i'm glad for this. God: I'm glad you're glad . I'm happiest at times like this. sbrotfl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anto Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 ke stupido sto coso Me: are you gay? God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: do you know satan? God: Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith. Me: do you like him? God: Sure he has never done anything to me. Me: do you dance like britney spears? God: Yes I try to dance like britney spears as often as possible, do you? Me: can i call you stronzo? God: Just don't call me late for dinner. Me: you are gay God: That would be just my luck Me: can i call you stronzo? God: Just don't call me late for dinner. Me: is really madonna virgin? God: I think so, but I'm not sure FANTASTICO Me: do you want to fuck with the pope? God: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995 Me: do you like my dick? God: I don't know your dick. Me: are you virgin? God: I am too young for that. (ti ricordo che hai 2006 anni) God: What kind of food do you like? Me: sperma God: Sounds delicious. Me: say culo God: " culo". Me: say sono frocia God: " sono frocia". Me: say la bibbia dice solo cagate God: " la bibbia dice solo cagate". Me: say gay is better God: " gay is better". God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Me: i like dicks in general God: You are not the only one. DAVVERO????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cellobsx Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 io: are you jew? dio: no, i'm christian :P io: your son, jesus, were jew! dio: i don't have childrens.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quint Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Stralci delle conversazioni tra me e Dio. Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: god God: GOD rules. ------- Me: what? God: Didn't you understand it? Me: why? God: The explanation is rather complicated. Me: who? God: Konrad Zuse. :-). Me: where? God: Where would you like? Me: when? God: I don't know when. [chi caxxo è Konrad Zuse???] ------- Me: do you love me? God: Yes I love everyone. [certo: vi amo tutte!!!] ------- Ma soprattutto... chiedetegli qual è il senso della vita (what is the meaning of life?). Se vi dice "la Bibbia", richiedeteglielo. La risposta che mi ha dato mi ha inquietato... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sora91 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 God: Can I help you? Me: Yes God: What can I do for you? Me: Give Me A kiss God: Actually I don't even have a mouth. Tsk tsk >_>... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anker Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Prima diceva: "The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans. " Poi dopo, sempre alla domanda sul significato della vita: "Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sora91 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Prima diceva: "The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans. " Poi dopo, sempre alla domanda sul significato della vita: "Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two. " Anche a me...ancora devo decifrarla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quint Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Ehm, Sora... "Adesso è 23, non 42". Ora, che prima fosse 42, tutti d'accordo (Guida galattica per autostoppisti, no? ), ma è il 23 che mi lascia perplesso... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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