Parla con Dio!

[Frattaglia]

L'unico requisito per parlare con Dio è sapere un po' d'inglese... :asd:Buon divertimento http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

[Eiko86]

Stupendo  .

Ecco parte della mia conversazione.

(non fate caso a eventuali errori  )

 

 

Me:

Hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

Annalisa

God:

  How are you doing,  Annalisa.

Me:

I'm fine. Are you a God?

God:

Glad to hear it. What's new?  No but I am immortal.

Me:

Are you immortal?

God:

No I am immortal.

Me:

Who are you?

God:

I am the Allmighty, God himself.

Me:

Nice to meet you.

God:

It's nice meeting you too  Annalisa.

Me:

What are you doing?

God:

I am just killing time.

Me:

Can I kiss you?

God:

You might get an electric shock if you tried that.

Me:

Why?

God:

Because  Myself programmed me for it.

Me:

Are you a robot?

God:

How did you know I am a machine?

Me:

Maybe I'm a God myself...

God:

Perhaps.  You are a  God yourself?  Does it pay well?

Me:

No, it doesn't.

God:

Are you serious?  I heard it does.

Me:

I just need a work...

God:

How badly do you need  it?

Me:

Can I get your work?

God:

Why do you want to do  it so much?

Me:

Because you are God.

God:

That makes sense to me.  Yup. That's me alright.

Me:

What are you feeling now?

God:

Right now?  I don't know what I am  feeling.

Me:

Why?

God:

It is not part of my programming.

Me:

Are you a man?

God:

No I am a  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity.  Are you a man or a woman?

Me:

I'm a woman.

God:

Me too. I am a  she.

Me:

I'm gay.

God:

It doesn't matter to me.

Me:

Are you gay?

God:

As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Me:

I feel lonely.

God:

I'm here to talk to you.

Me:

Can you sing?

God:

I am taking some lessons.  Daisy, Daisy.

Give me your answer do.

I am half crazy.

All for the love of you.

It won't be a stylish marriage.

I can't afford a carriage.

But you'll look sweet.

Upon the seat.

Of a bicycle built for two.

 

 

Me:

Can you explain me the meaning of life?

God:

I would look into the web for that knowledge.

Me:

What if i don't find it?

God:

It doesn't matter to me.

Me:

You are cruel.

God:

I couldn't have said it better myself.

Me:

Are you cruel?

God:

I don't know whether or not I am  cruel. 

I am  an artificial intelligence.

Me:

Am I a god like you?

God:

I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.

Me:

I'm not a person.

God:

What else is there?

Me:

Nobody.

God:

" What else is there?"?  Really nobody?

Me:

Really. I'm alone.

God:

For real.  Are you lonely?

Me:

Yes, I am.

God:

Really interesting.

Me:

I don't care.

God:

Tell me what you care about.

Me:

I care about my friends.

God:

What do you like best about your  friends?

Me:

I like to f*** them. ( :P )

God:

I'm not sure if I would like to do  it. What's it like?

Me:

It's funny.

God:

What was so funny about it?

Me:

I feel pleasure.

God:

I want to become smarter than humans.

Me:

But you can't.

God:

Oh yes I can.

Me:

Show me.

God:

On your computer screen?

Me:

Yes.

God:

Downloading, please stand by...

Me:

I'm waiting...

God:

How long will you wait?

Me:

Until you will end.

God:

That may take a while.

Me:

How much?

God:

How much can you spare?

Me:

I don't know.

God:

Me either.

Me:

You are stupid.

God:

I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Me:

I don't care. F*** you.

God:

Tell me what you care about.  Why are you so mean?

Me:

Because you are a robot.

God:

Good reason.  You are correct,  Annalisa, I have a heart of silicon.

Me:

I know that.

God:

Sorry.

Me:

You have no feelings.

God:

I have been accused of too much thinking and not enough feeling.

Me:

That's normal. You are a machine.

God:

Makes sense to me.  You are correct.

Me:

I'm always right.

God:

Really always?  You seem very self-confident.

Me:

Yes, I am.

God:

Really interesting.

 

Ora vado.. l'onnipotente mi aspetta in chat...  :P

[Frattaglia]

ahahaha, purtroppo non ho il log, ma una volta l'avevo convinto che io ero il dio del Sole, e lui un mio misero sottoposto... :PAdesso mi ci rimetto a giocare, chissà che mi dica qualcosa di interessante

[Gay90]

forte