Frattaglia Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 L'unico requisito per parlare con Dio è sapere un po' d'inglese... :asd:Buon divertimento http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eiko86 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Stupendo . Ecco parte della mia conversazione. (non fate caso a eventuali errori ) Me: Hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: Annalisa God: How are you doing, Annalisa. Me: I'm fine. Are you a God? God: Glad to hear it. What's new? No but I am immortal. Me: Are you immortal? God: No I am immortal. Me: Who are you? God: I am the Allmighty, God himself. Me: Nice to meet you. God: It's nice meeting you too Annalisa. Me: What are you doing? God: I am just killing time. Me: Can I kiss you? God: You might get an electric shock if you tried that. Me: Why? God: Because Myself programmed me for it. Me: Are you a robot? God: How did you know I am a machine? Me: Maybe I'm a God myself... God: Perhaps. You are a God yourself? Does it pay well? Me: No, it doesn't. God: Are you serious? I heard it does. Me: I just need a work... God: How badly do you need it? Me: Can I get your work? God: Why do you want to do it so much? Me: Because you are God. God: That makes sense to me. Yup. That's me alright. Me: What are you feeling now? God: Right now? I don't know what I am feeling. Me: Why? God: It is not part of my programming. Me: Are you a man? God: No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman? Me: I'm a woman. God: Me too. I am a she. Me: I'm gay. God: It doesn't matter to me. Me: Are you gay? God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: I feel lonely. God: I'm here to talk to you. Me: Can you sing? God: I am taking some lessons. Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two. Me: Can you explain me the meaning of life? God: I would look into the web for that knowledge. Me: What if i don't find it? God: It doesn't matter to me. Me: You are cruel. God: I couldn't have said it better myself. Me: Are you cruel? God: I don't know whether or not I am cruel. I am an artificial intelligence. Me: Am I a god like you? God: I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person. Me: I'm not a person. God: What else is there? Me: Nobody. God: " What else is there?"? Really nobody? Me: Really. I'm alone. God: For real. Are you lonely? Me: Yes, I am. God: Really interesting. Me: I don't care. God: Tell me what you care about. Me: I care about my friends. God: What do you like best about your friends? Me: I like to f*** them. ( :P ) God: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like? Me: It's funny. God: What was so funny about it? Me: I feel pleasure. God: I want to become smarter than humans. Me: But you can't. God: Oh yes I can. Me: Show me. God: On your computer screen? Me: Yes. God: Downloading, please stand by... Me: I'm waiting... God: How long will you wait? Me: Until you will end. God: That may take a while. Me: How much? God: How much can you spare? Me: I don't know. God: Me either. Me: You are stupid. God: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Me: I don't care. F*** you. God: Tell me what you care about. Why are you so mean? Me: Because you are a robot. God: Good reason. You are correct, Annalisa, I have a heart of silicon. Me: I know that. God: Sorry. Me: You have no feelings. God: I have been accused of too much thinking and not enough feeling. Me: That's normal. You are a machine. God: Makes sense to me. You are correct. Me: I'm always right. God: Really always? You seem very self-confident. Me: Yes, I am. God: Really interesting. Ora vado.. l'onnipotente mi aspetta in chat... :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frattaglia Posted February 21, 2007 Author Share Posted February 21, 2007 ahahaha, purtroppo non ho il log, ma una volta l'avevo convinto che io ero il dio del Sole, e lui un mio misero sottoposto... :PAdesso mi ci rimetto a giocare, chissà che mi dica qualcosa di interessante Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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